VITAMIN 'A': THE DATE RAPE DRUG. I tried to look away, but those ripe red tomatoes continued to mock me. They giggled with cruel delight in response to my growling stomach. Temptation came to visit in answered the call. I quietly descended the stairs, calculating my next move with every step. I looked around for sufficient cover. Once I realized that I would not be seen by the neighbors, I made a mad dash (yes, it was indeed mad. I was mad with desire!) and ripped a small succulent tomato from its comfortable cradle. It may have released a hushed scream; I cannot be sure. I felt no regret as I sliced the tomato, seasoned it and directed it to its death. In the world of vegetables, "no" means "yes."